Friday, April 13, 2007

Don Imus Fired

Deirdre Imus knows her husband is a moron. They've been married for 30 years. So it's no surprise that she's supporting CBS's decision to fire him for the same off the cuff remarks he's been making for years. "I don't know how many times I've kicked Don in the family jewels over the years for calling me his 'bitch' and 'ho'. I kept warning him, that he was going to pay for it someday. Well, someday is here."

When asked to convey how difficult it's been for her, Epiphanny Prince had this to say. "It's been terrible. I'm scarred for life. In 18 years of growing up Brooklyn, I have never once heard racist or sexist remarks made, subtle or overt. To go through a rollercoaster like this over Imus' tirade. I didn't even know who the guy was, he looks like the Crypt Keeper or something. But then, when somebody told me he called us nappy headed hos, I couldn't believe it. I mean, that snowman went off. There was no call for that. He said we all had tattoos. The two crackers don't. And then he said nappy. Then headed. Finally he stopped with hos. But it felt like it would never end. I mean, I called Rashidat a nappy headed ho before, but that bitch slept with my man. So, yeah, it's been rough. They made us go on Oprah...and we've been getting all this press. It's crazy. We didn't even win the championship. But I suppose that was honky's fault too. I accept his apology, I just hope that fool learned his lesson."

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