Adam 'Pacman' Jones, the fiery defender for the Tennessee Titans, will miss the entire 2007 NFL season due to his punishment for repeated run-ins with the law. When asked to comment on this, Pacman responded, "Gobble, gobble, I'll eat you ALL on the field this year!" as he took a drag from what could only be described as a 'phat blunt' and threw several $1 bills up in the air. When his bodyguard reminded him of his punishment by whispering in his ear, he was taken aback, exclaiming, "Say WHAT? What'd I do?" After about 20 minutes of railing off the list of laws he's broken over the past 2 seasons, Pacman simply replied, "Yeah, and your point?"
Reporters then decided to shift their focus to Chris Henry's stiff punishment of 8 games for off the field behavior. Henry had this to say: "Listen, I don't understand what the big deal is. Tank Johnson got to play in the friggin' superbowl after they found a million rounds of amo and 57 semi-automatic weapons in his home. I get one DUI speeding without a license, get caught with a concealed weapon, and have a party with some underage girls and next thing I know, I'm missin' half a season. Hey, those chicks told me they were over 21, I had no reason to not believe them. Besides, they were HOT. You woulda done the same thing."
Chris Henry then excused himself, calmly pulling a firearm out of his pants and yelling at a fan to get the bleep away from his SUV. Pacman Jones, wanting to be heard, came back over droopy-eyed to make another statement...or question as it were. "Yo, dude, hold up, the WHOLE season? You talkin' 'bout all 13 games?" We didn't have the heart to correct him. When asked what he would do with himself during the season, he took a long drag. Paused. And then responded, "What was the question?"
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