Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Elijah Dukes' Controlling Anger

Toronto Blue Jay's rookie Elijah Dukes disagrees that he's got an anger problem. In response to a recent report that he threatened to kill his wife and his kids, he made the following statement:

"Yo, dawg, key word...threaten. I didn't actually kill them, I just threatened to kill them. They's a big difference. I worked really hard on anger management the past few years. I held back when she made me mad again for leavin' a cola glass on my PS3, I would say that's anger management right there. I know a lotta cats would just straight up shoot the bitch right then and there. All I did was text message her with a picture of a gun...oh, and burst into her classroom...but that wasn't until I saw she left my favorite video game on the counter and it got all scratched up. That #### ain't right, a man can only take so much."

When asked if he expects to get suspended and/or fined by MLB or the Blue Jays organization, he got irritated.

"For what? I din't do nothing! Yo, dawg, I got 8 HRs as a rookie, I'm just gonna concentrate on playin' ball. Now, if you'll excuse me, I got work to do, I'm almost in the Western Conference finals with the Suns on NBA Live 2007."




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