"I know it's 33 years after the fact, but the water I had just before the fight was drugged, I'm telling you...AHHH! Do you see those lephrachauns over there? They're laughing at me. I'll grill you!
--George Foreman
"WE were wrong for doing 'that stuff'. WE should just admit it, and let US finish out our phat contract with the Yankees...what? People have forgotten about that? Oh man, I wish WE could shut our big stupid mouths."
--Jason Giambi
"Wade Phillips is the greatest coach in the NFL. It's just that nobody knows it yet."
--Terrell Owens
"What? Foul? On ME?!!!! I've never fouled anyone in my life!"
--Tim Duncan
"Yeah, the Pats wanted me for a second season in a row...I'm as surprised as anybody. Maybe I'll actually get a chance to play a full season and actually get a ring."
--Junior Seau
"It can't be that bad of a felony." (on Michael Vick's alleged illegal dog fighting activity)
--Clinton Portis
"In hindsight, I probably should have fired him immediately, but I needed someone to talk to." (on firing his managerGeoghegan)
--Floyd Landis
"A.J. never hit me. I got a mark under my eye when tried to grabbed a cell phone really hard with it. The police misread what happened."
--Victoria Johnson (girlfriend of NFL player)
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